11 Insane Things Folks Should Never Have Flushed Down The Toilet

Clogging the toilet by mistake is no walk in the park. Even if it’s an easy plunging fix, it’s still not fun.

It can even get incredibly embarrassing if it happens at someone else’s house. What if the plunger doesn’t work? What if it overflows? The tension in these crucial moments could be cut with a knife. Man, oh man.

You’d think that we would learn from these moments not to test the integrity of the toilet. You wouldthinkthat we would have learned to treat the toilet with respect, and to not test it’s tempers.

Yet, we push those buttons every single day. Or, rather, we push on those flush levers.

These 11 times people flushed something that absolutely did not belong in the toilet should all be taken as a lesson: don’t flush objectsdown the toilet! All of these folks (or their parents) regretted thesedecisions in the end.

Have you ever flushed something down thetoilet that wasn’t supposed to be there?

[H/T: Reddit 1, 2, 3, 4]

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“My moms friend’s [terrible] cooking. I stuffed it down my mouth to look like I liked it, then went to the bathroom casually and just spat it out.

“Then…. it wouldn’t flush. She then shouted that the toilet didn’t work sometimes and I panicked. The food was just floating there and I didn’t know what to do.” Mage221

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“My 2-year-old flushed her older sister’s Justin Bieber singing toothbrush down my parent’s toilet. When it was finally pulled out my dad was roaring with laughter. As far as he was concerned that toothbrush ended up exactly where it belonged.” RavenGlitterSquee

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“In high school, some football players stole a bunch of elemental calcium from the chemistry lab. After a few bouts of putting it in the sink, and watching it make hydrogen and heat up to boil water into steam, someone allegedly flushed a whole bunch down the toilet and everyone ran out of the locker room. A minute later, the football coach walks in and pulls a fire alarm thinking the place was on fire. When the fire department showed up, there was no smoke in the bathroom… for the rest of the year, the coach had an axe to grind trying to figure out how he got fooled, and who was behind it.” DumbCDA

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“Someone I knew tried to flush a light bulb down a toilet when he was like 10. He was throwing a ball around inside the house and broke it, and figured somehow this was the best way to get rid of the evidence.” CGI_Fridays

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“I have three boys and a few years ago, our downstairs toilet wouldn’t flush properly for a couple of weeks, so my dad explained to me how to pull the toilet off its base to see if a toy had been flushed down. When I pulled it up, jammed into the opening was a plastic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.” Reddit User

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“When my cousin was 4 years old he flushed his Thomas the Tank Engine toy down the toilet. ‘Bye bye choo-choo’ he said as he had broken the toilet.” pinkfloyds

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“$100. I was 6, I saw a hundred dollar bill and wanted to touch it. My aunt burst in the house while it was in my hands. I got scared they were gonna think I was trying to steal it so I rushed to the bathroom and flushed it. They never noticed it was missing.” mexicanninja23

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“My housemate has recently flushed the flusher button, part of it came off, fell in the toilet and before he realized it was too late.” Epicdemic93

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“Lottery ticket. A winning one worth $50,000. I kid you not!” Stratpat

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“Went to the restroom at a party, my phone was in my back pocket when I went in, and missing when I came out. People were complaining all night that the toilet was clogged.” picklejuicebox

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“My grandmother’s ring. I proceeded to call my boyfriend at the time crying hysterically and then get extremely drunk. Actually one of the worst things to happen to me.” noisynora

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